wtf..?!
if you read voonhao's blog, i think you would know what i wanna say x)
AHAHAHAHAH. we had 3 relief periods on Wednesday! :D Me, Yiyun, Voonhao and Zheqiang (0_o) were sitting together doing our un-done Moral stuff. XD and then for some reason, Yiyun was havin a sick chat with Zheqiang. =D
Wanna hear it? No? Too bad, you HAVE TO! =]
Yiyun : you know, when i'm talking please pay attention.
Zheqiang : ....
Yiyun : DON'T LOOK AT MY CHEST, OKAY.
Zheqiang : eh, it's boobs la.
Yiyun : no la, dumb. it's BREAST.
Zheqiang : eh, breast is for old people, okay. boobs are for YOUNG people.
Yiyun : there's no difference la, okay? but the correct one is breast.
Zheqiang : it's not! ==
then i forgot some of them. now wasn't that educational? =] there's another one!
Zheqiang : you know, girls have no human rights. they just need to sleep with men.
Yiyun : WEIH! WE HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS OKAY! GIRLS DON'T JUST F*** GUYS, YOU IDIOT.
AHAHAHAHAHAH. me & Voonhao were laughing so hard. :D oh yeah, and there was another one, but with Pn. Susan! XD
Pn Susan : you know arh, when i was still in school, the students love to eat steamed banana.
Daren : STEAM BANANA? *looked at Zheqiang*
Pn Susan : yeah la, steam banana la. Neh, the people there steam the banana until lembik wan.
Daren : really ahh?
Pn Susan : yeah la! steam banana lahh!
Whole class : AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *laughing like mad*
Pn Susan : aiyo..polluted minds already..*giggles*
after class.
Daren : Zheqiang, you heared that? they steam the banana until very hot wan!
Voonhao : Daren, you're wrong! they steam the banana until lembik wan!!
Voonhao : Yupyn, what's the past tense of STEAM?
Me : STEAMED!
hmm..what other sick convos..oh yeah! yesterday, during english class. x)
Pn Evelyn : there are many ways to cook food. Fry, grill, casserole, stew, poach and steam.
Zhentheng : STEAM?
Pn Evelyn : yes, steam.
Whole class : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pn Evelyn : is that so funny?
Ziheng : yes, it is!
Pn Evelyn : ok, name one way to cook meat.
Zhengtheng : STEAM!
Pn Evelyn : yes, can steam. what about an egg?
Zhengtheng : STEAM!
Pn Evelyn : ok. what about fish?
Zhengtheng : STEAM!
Pn Evelyn : vegetables?
Zhengtheng : STEAM!
Zhengtheng, Zhentheng, Zhengtheng. XD
oh yeah, and i think my oral sucked yesterday. D:
AHAHAHAHAH. we had 3 relief periods on Wednesday! :D Me, Yiyun, Voonhao and Zheqiang (0_o) were sitting together doing our un-done Moral stuff. XD and then for some reason, Yiyun was havin a sick chat with Zheqiang. =D
Wanna hear it? No? Too bad, you HAVE TO! =]
Yiyun : you know, when i'm talking please pay attention.
Zheqiang : ....
Yiyun : DON'T LOOK AT MY CHEST, OKAY.
Zheqiang : eh, it's boobs la.
Yiyun : no la, dumb. it's BREAST.
Zheqiang : eh, breast is for old people, okay. boobs are for YOUNG people.
Yiyun : there's no difference la, okay? but the correct one is breast.
Zheqiang : it's not! ==
then i forgot some of them. now wasn't that educational? =] there's another one!
Zheqiang : you know, girls have no human rights. they just need to sleep with men.
Yiyun : WEIH! WE HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS OKAY! GIRLS DON'T JUST F*** GUYS, YOU IDIOT.
*yiyun starts hitting zheqiang*
Yiyun : you know, Zheqiang. you TALK like a biatch, you WALK like a biatch, you ACT like a biatch, and infact, you ARE a BIATCH.AHAHAHAHAHAH. me & Voonhao were laughing so hard. :D oh yeah, and there was another one, but with Pn. Susan! XD
Pn Susan : you know arh, when i was still in school, the students love to eat steamed banana.
Daren : STEAM BANANA? *looked at Zheqiang*
Pn Susan : yeah la, steam banana la. Neh, the people there steam the banana until lembik wan.
Daren : really ahh?
Pn Susan : yeah la! steam banana lahh!
Whole class : AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *laughing like mad*
Pn Susan : aiyo..polluted minds already..*giggles*
after class.
Daren : Zheqiang, you heared that? they steam the banana until very hot wan!
Voonhao : Daren, you're wrong! they steam the banana until lembik wan!!
Voonhao : Yupyn, what's the past tense of STEAM?
Me : STEAMED!
hmm..what other sick convos..oh yeah! yesterday, during english class. x)
Pn Evelyn : there are many ways to cook food. Fry, grill, casserole, stew, poach and steam.
Zhentheng : STEAM?
Pn Evelyn : yes, steam.
Whole class : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pn Evelyn : is that so funny?
Ziheng : yes, it is!
Pn Evelyn : ok, name one way to cook meat.
Zhengtheng : STEAM!
Pn Evelyn : yes, can steam. what about an egg?
Zhengtheng : STEAM!
Pn Evelyn : ok. what about fish?
Zhengtheng : STEAM!
Pn Evelyn : vegetables?
Zhengtheng : STEAM!
Zhengtheng, Zhentheng, Zhengtheng. XD
oh yeah, and i think my oral sucked yesterday. D:
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