Semi Hiatus (EDITED EDITION!)

This is IT.

FINALS YA'LL. T.T




This is gonna be horrible, absolutely HORRID.
I'm not prepared T.T T.T



And what's worse is that...

I, Chuah Yu Pyn,


now pronounce "Fearless ass.", or also known as www.pastashio.blogspot.com..





the really amazing job-well-done blog....


is....
























ON HIATUS MODE.

*dramatic music starts*


(crying) Yes, i know this shall be hard to do but..


I MUST DO THIS.



*sniff* i'm sorry bloggie, really i am.


3 weeks wil come and go fast, never to worry. :)

right, enough with the drama.
TUNE IN TO MY BLOG AFTER 3 WEEEEEKS! :D

Semi hiatus

My blog is closed (on HIATUS)
for 3 weeks,

because of the FINALS. D:

wait for me! ;)

Another LOL tag. ;)

Tagged by Tang Voon Hao and Soo Yi Yun. ;)

1. What have you been doing recently?

Eating yo ;)

2. Do you ever turn your handphone off?
I don't, but i don't reply any messages :P

3. What happened at 10am today?
Umm...i think i was in my room, memorizing Meniti Kaca.

4. When did you last cry?
Like, a few months ago? But don't think i'm a helpless girl kay? I was REALLY sad.

5. Believe in Fate/Destiny?
Yeahhh but i believe i can fly too ;)

6. What do you want in life now?
OH DUDE I NEED MORE MJ CDS AND A FEDORAAAAA!

7. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
Hooooood la ofcourse, if i use an umbrella, i'd go find a really hot guy and say "you can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella, eh-eh-eh".

8. What's your favourite thing to do on bed ?
Stuff.*innocent smile*

9. What bottoms are you wearing now?
Underwear (LOL) i meant shorts!

10. What are the nicest things in your inbox?
Me and Hao Yi's crappy messages last night. xD

11. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Nahhhh way! With me in that relationship, everything's PERFECT! xD

12. Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
I borrowed from my closet :)

13. What was the last movie you caught?
"The Nanny Diaries" on HBO.

14. What are you proud of?
WALAOOOO A LOT OF THINGS! Let's see, my smile, my family, my friends, my AWESOMENESS, and PERASAN-ESS! (LOL, i'm joking only laa)

15 . What does the oldest text msg in your inbox says and who is it from?
"What homework did we have?" -Ho Mun Han.

16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
The way you make me feeeeeeel and then "AOOWWWWW!" xD

17. Do you have any nicknames?
A LOT! Not gonna mention them here though ;)

18. What does the newest text msg says and who is it from?
"Ermm..i have BACON! Beat that! Nothing beats BACON! XD" -Hao Yi (LMAOOO)

19. What time did you go to sleep last night?
11.05p.m? (unlike Voon Hao, sleep sooooo late meh?)

20. Are you currently happy?
YESSS! :D

21. Who gives you the best advice?
Chuah Yu Pynnnnnnnnnn(:

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
Lol, i WISH.

23. Who do you talked to on phone last night?
I din't talk on the phone, i crapped a lot with Hao Yi. xD

24. Is something bugging you right now?
Yeah..freakin' exams next week D:

25. Who is the last person to make you laugh?
LOL HAO YI! LMAOOOOO

26. Do you like yourself?
Nahhh way lah..

i LOVE myself!

27. You want $5 or $10?
I want $10000000000000000000000000000000000 yo!

28. Do you think you are stupid sometimes?
Everytime! :D

29. Who is your best best best friend?
Everyoneeee~~~~ :DDDD

30. What will you do if you like that boy/girl?
Hmm, i do like that boy. So, what i'm doing is just be normal and cool ;)

31. Who are your favourite stars?
MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNNNNN

32. You hate your mother sometimes in some ways?
Not really?

33. Do you had even stead before?
Maybe? (but what does it mean? o.o)

34. What type of boy/girl do you like?
Welllllll....he MUST not be gay and doesnt say bad words. ;)
p/s: SEE I DON'T LIKE ZI HENG! ;)

35. Now are you single/attached?
Dunnoooo xD

(Just trying to fill in alright. Those who had done it, just read lah ;D)
1. Soo Yi Yunnnnnnnn(:
2. Rachel Ngggggggg(:
3. Haoooooo Yi(:
4. Tang Voon Haoooooooo(:
5. Chan Zi Henggggggg(:
6. Tan Chie Ernnnnnnnn(:
7. Aw Shze Xiannnnnn(:
8. Ho Zheng Thengggggg(:
9. Chong Yan Fayyyyy(:
10. Moy Tian Jinggggg(:

1. Would you date number 5?
Zi Heng - WTF NO! Someone else please :D

2. Number 2 just got in a car crash. How do you react?
Rachel- Jump off a building.

3. You see number 8 with your boy/girlfriend. What do you do?
Zheng Theng- OMG HO ZHENG THENG STOLD ME BOYFRIEND xD

4. You come home and your room has been ransacked by number 4.
Voon Hao- GO TAKE THE BROOM AND SHOO HIM OUT :D

5. Number 1 is acting weird.
Yi Yun- Weird in a GOOD way, no difference xD

6. Numbers 3 and 8 decide to give 10 a haircut.
Hao Yi and Zheng Theng decides to cut Tian Jing's hair huh? GO AHEAD LAH! *crosses fingers and hopes MTJ goes bald :)*

7. Number 7 just got tickets for him/her and ask you to go to a concert.
Shze Xian- YAY WHAT CONCERT IS IT THOUGH! xD

8. Number 10 takes you to a bar.
Tian Jing- "You WHAT! REALLY????! LET'S GO THEN!"

9. Number 4 has to move to the other side of the world
Voon Hao- "Okay, okay..I'm gonna miss you A LOT. So can i live in your house?" *innocent smile*

"To remember me by, i'm giving you this.."
*Sad music starts*
"IT'S THE WORLD'S BEST BEER YO! :D"
*lame -.-*

10. You and number 8 are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason.
Yan Fay- I'd push her so that i can run faster. And then i'd tell the cops, "SHE DID IT! I SAW HER RAPING A WOMAN! :O"

11. Number 5 asks you out to dinner.
Zi Heng- Wow, HE asks me out huh? Might say yes, and if i do...*hehehehehehe*

12. Number 9 and you are sitting on a bus.
Yan Fay- "HEY YAN FAY! AIYERRRRRRRR!"

13. Number 6 calls you in the middle of the night because he/she can't sleep.
Chie Ernn- I shall sing "I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, I NEED A NEW MAN" over and over again until she hangs up xD

14. You're walking with someone and number 6 runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind.
Chie Ernn- I'LL WRESTLE WITH HER! :D

15. Number 1 is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them.
Yi Yun- Well, I'll listen to her. I'll say, "He's not worth it la, Yi Yun. He doesn't deserve a great girl like you. Don't cry! If it helps, i'll hook you up with someone!" *innocent smile*

16. Number 2 offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly on flame.
Rachel- AIYERR! YOU LEARN COOKING IN KH! WHY DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK HUH? Aiya, come, we let the chicken burn and run to McDonalds lah :D

17. Number 4 comes to your door one day holding a cola.
Voon Hao- WANNA PARTAYYYY? LET'S GO BUY SOME BEEEEEEEER!

18. Number 4 just got you an X-Box.
Voon Hao- AIYERRRRR! I DON'T PLAY X-BOX! LET'S GO BUY SOME BEEEEEER!

19. Number 9 challenges you to a children's card game
Yan Fay- WTF! LATER SHE MOLEST ME THEN HOW?! D:

20. Number 1 thinks he/she's overweight.
Yi Yun- KIDDING AH! THEN SHE HAS TO GO LOOK AT HERSELF IN THE MIRROR!

21. Number 7 looks lonely!
Shze Xian- WOOOTS! PERFECT CRAPPING TIME! WE'LL GO BUY BEEEEEER!

22. Number 2 asks you rudely to go leave her/him alone.
Rachel- :O I'll annoy her until she tells me what's going on.

23. Numbers 5 and 3 decide to throw a surprise party for you.
Hao Yi and Zi Heng- Since i already KNOW there shall be a surprise party, i'll make sure that when i come in the door, i'm going to slap Hao Yi with SALAMI and hit Zi Heng with A FISH.

24. Number 6 decide to dye their hair black. What do you say to that?
Chie Ernn- "Hmm...i don't know. Black's not your colour" *lamee*

25. You catch number 9 by him/herself, crying.
Yan Fay- "You didnt get to molest that hot girl?"

26. Numbers 1 , 3 , 5, and 6 all tackle you at once!
Yi Yun, Hao Yi, Zi Heng, Chie Ernn- For Yi Yun, i'll pull her hair; For Hao Yi, i'll pinch his cheeks; for Zi Heng, i'll SLAP then PUNCH him (cuz his cheeks are really soft); for Chie Ernn, i'll tackle her back! :D




Yorr...Yi Yun and Voon Hao have bad answers that involve me & Chan Zi Heng. D:

Cuti-cuti Malaysia- Penang(:

i'm back from Penang yo!


not that different from my past trips to Penang though -_-
took a lot of pics of food though(:




Loh Bak
AIYERRR! Once we reached Penang, we ate in some kind of restaurant.
AND THE FOOD FREAKING WAS BAD, not even the coconut juice was nice. --

Char Kuay Teow
Mmmmmmmmm, my freaking favourite in Penang!
Love eating this in the morning(;



Char Kuay
Char Kuay Teow minus the Teow. xD







Prawn Mee
Yay, my 2nd fave ;)





Apom
The 2nd pic is my BEST pic! :DD Apom is my family's fave(:



Cendul
Cold yet SWEET!! If you didn't try this in Penang, you're not in Penang. xD



Ban Chean Kueh
It's new to me, but i like it. :P



HAHAHAHAHA. Hope i didnt get you guys hungry or anything xD
Other than food,




i fufilled another wish.


AVIATOR SUNGLASSES YO!
and they cost RM 26.70.



if he wears them,



so do i. :D

Cherios! ;)

I'm closing the door?

It's time to

NOT balik kampung!







i'm going to Penang instead ;)

you shall miss me for 2 days.

Cheerios! xD

HECK.

Why my day went horribly wrong yesterday:


1. Had lots of homework on Wed which were Seni Nota, Karangan, Moral Nota, Geo Nota and of course the lovelymotherfreakingsuperlyduper (lol, copying Soo Yi Yun) Science Journal 1. Stayed up till 1.30am to finish most of them.

But sadly, still had Karangan & Science Journal 1 left. D:

2. It was official, Friday is a holiday for us. Oh NO, teachers have to rush for us today. But i thought, HEYYY! NO COMPUTER EXAM! :D

3. Thursday. Made a header for Tyen Likh that he DIDN'T use. Walau eh, ate my lunch upstairs till 11.25 and Ka Mun came to fetch me at 11.30. ==

4. Went to school. Pn. Noorlia announced that THE PEOPLE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEIR COMPUTER EXAM ON FRIDAY HAS BEEN SHIFTED TO YESTERDAY AT 1.30pm. oh NO.

5. Pn Faridah did not get to explain to us about Jerat. We didnt even finish acting out the drama. D:

6. Had to rush to the computer exam. Was in the computer lab from 1.30 till 3.00pm. Missed Pn Tee's Chinese class and Pn Chung's Math period (which was bloody important).

7. Pn Chung left us with A LOT of freakin' homework.

8. Then, CRAP! MY HOMEWORK! Rushed Karangan like crap, managed to finish Karangan by the end of recess.

9. CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! SCIENCE JOURNAL 1! Did not get to finish it! DDD: 10. The Seni Nota that i did on Wed night for 2 hours was not needed to pass up! Crap Chee Hau *ooooops*!

11. My bag was freakishly heavy with BOOKS cuz the teachers gave back A LOT of our Notas. ==


Reasons why my day was okay yesterday:


1. Crapped with MTJ & Zheng Theng ytd. :D We kept saying AIYERRRRRR. xD

2. The quote(s) of the day were:

a. AIYERRRRR!
b. Mozilla is better than IE! (HA! Yu Heng :D)
c. Popo (Meghan wrote that xD)

3. Didnt need to pass up Science Journal 1 in the end. :)



Wow, 3 reasons why my day went well. O.O Anyway,

Balik kampung, ohhhhh~ Balik kampung~~

SELAMAT HARI RAYA YO! :D

p/s: i'd like to thank Hao Yi gor helping me with the new layout. :)

Enjoy the show?

WHAT THE CRAP I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT

20 PAGES OF SEJARAH NOTA, DONE IN FRIGGIN' 4 DAYS~~!!!
:DDDDDD

Here's what happened during the week X)

Number 1.

11/9/09. We were lining up outside the classroom waiting for Pn. Faridah.
And, yeah, everyone was making noise. They kept saying "SUSAN AH! SUSAN AH!"
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,

SHE came. It was..

PUAN SUSAN.

everyone was shocked like crap. And it went silent.

She started: "WHO IS THE GIRL WHO CALLED ME 'SUSAN' "?
Silence.

She kept asking the same question over and over again.
And then..

"If no one confesses, i'm gonna cane the girls in this class".
Everyone went wide-eyed. O.O

Silence again.
She started the caning with Meghan, cuz she was the first girl infront.
I, for god's sake, was second.

And shyt, it hurt like crap/hell/ass. AND IT WAS MY RIGHT HAND SOMEMORE T.T
The guys were pitying us. ):

Number 2.

WARNING: DO NOT LAUGH AT THE FOLLOWING IMAGE.

right, this is my new haircut. :D D:

Went to school with my "fabulous" haircut.
Here's the feedback:

You look...weird.
-Meghan & Gurpreet

Aiyaaaa, you look okay lah. But the one before was nicer.
-Yan Fay & Xin Rong

WAHHH! YU PYN SO HANDSOME WANNN!
-Zi Heng, Zheng Theng & Voon Hao

Yeeeeeesh, crap the guys lah. X)

Number 3.

BREAKING NEWS!

YAN FAY SAYS SHE WANTS TO GO IN CHOIR.

Fuyohhhhhh! She can sing quite high though, maybe can go in soprano. :O
Sang "The Show" with her on Thurs.
There's one part saying "I want my money back". YEEESH,

I WANT MY MONEY CHONG YU HENG! :P

huh?? that's IT? CRAP, my memory's failing. D:
Well, at least this post is not too long right? :P

Too lost for words.

First thing's first.

i'm sick and tired of all of your crap,
leave me alone would you?

Second,

i don't want to fall for anyone,
not even you (another person).
But i can't stand it.

someone save me, please.

Absolutely SHOCKING.

I GOT A NEW HAIRCUT!


i look quite stupid, but gah, still yeng. (:
I'm NOT gonna post a pic of me here, deeply sorry.

p/s:

IT'S A HOLIDAY FOR SELANGOR TODAY! IN YOUR FACE KL!

p/p/s:

Good luck to all Std. 6 students for UPSR tomorrow!

p/p/p/s:

QUADRUPLE STUFFED! :D

What's with the ass?

BANANAS IN PYJAMAS, YO!

did anyone know that Bananas In Pyjamas are BRITISH?
Well, i didn't. No one told me D:
Oh yeah,
B1 was Prince Banana and B2 was the Banana Dragon.

:D


Heyyy, another makeover. ;)
My blog is now WHITE, and no one's used to it yet.
My header rocks like hell too, btw.

1st week of school was the BOMB, i absolutely <3 1a2.
Crapped with everybodyy.

Examples:

1. Chong Yan Fay
-Ass, lazy ass, stupid ass, crappy ass, Babrie ass.

2. Chan Zi Heng
-Ass, perverted ass, stupid ass, simple ass, lazy ass, fat ass etc.

3. Chuah Yu Pyn
-Ass (yes, i call MYSELF ass)

I like using the word ASS now, it is now my habit to say ass.
No one can stop me,
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


I was looking through the PMO Phone Book ytd morning,
WHOAAAA, i saw a name!

"Aw Shze Xian, Eunice
016-xxxxxxx"

LOL, i sent her stupid messages saying "Hi"
I blew my cover, though.
Gahhh, whatever. It was fun while it lasted. :D

Form 1s had he zhou ytd lah, i was so stupid.
I sucked like an ass. BUT IT WAS FUN TO BE AN ASS! :DDD

p/s: to Chong Yan Fay-

YOU'RE ASS LIKE PEPPER
&
Do you remember the timeee, when you were an ass?

p/p/s: some guy left a message in my chatbox saying-

"hey Yu Pyn pls inform others that the disiplin board is going to check our blog because somebody wrote bad about them and the prefects"

so, be careful lah, kay?


p/p/p/s:

I'M A SEXY PIMP WITH A SEXY SMILE WHO KILLED A LESBIAN BECAUSE I'M SEXY ASS HELL. :D

So funnyyyy :DD

Probably the funniest tag i've ever done. xDD

Tagged by Soo Yi Yun, THANK YOU! :)



First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

Tag 10 people

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Skinny jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo (the one day i wear em, i swear)
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[x]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ]Bald = with herpes
[ ]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[x]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a stripper
[x]15 = a lesbian
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dildo
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[x]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ]Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cunt
[ ]Others= because that's how I roll


In a full sentence:

I am a sexy pimp with a sexy smile who killed a lesbian because i'm sexy as hell.


I choose...

Tan Chie Ernn!
Rachel Ng!
Teressa Arrias!
Kok Hao Yi! (i really wanna see what he gets!)
Melanie Khoo!
Natalie Lim!
Rose Ong!
Chuah Shi Yi!
Aw Shze Xian!
Chong Yan Fay! (LOL)



*will update about the week in the next post